Darlin' Nicki

VERSE 1 [Postell]
Me and my guy B-Side was in the ride
Bumpin’ Tribe out the trunk, feel the thump like it’s ‘95
Everybody young and old feelin’ the vibe
Hotter than July but we the coldest niggas alive
We decide to hit a club downtown Manhattan
I’m in the passenger, tonight B-Side’s the captain
Get inside and, yup, the crowd is crackin’
Head to the bar for a shot of yack and
Something to sip on. Dip on, shake a hip on the dancefloor
DJ’s playin’ them jams that women and men throw up they hands for
Suddenly I see a broad with a vicious booty
Slender waist, china doll face and delicious boobies
Type of bod that’ll make you write an homage
Couldn’t be real - That ass has to be a mirage
Oh. My. Gosh! There ain’t no shame in my game
I walked over, asked her name, she said it plain (Nicki Minaj)
Stop playin’! Just like the sanger?
Ya kinda look like her, you could be her doppelganger
Started grindin’ and feelin’ on her body parts
Her behind commit a crime ‘cause her booty stole my heart
Exchanged digits. Usually a playa play
But she invaded my brain, had to text her right away
To say “Shawdy, don’t want you to get it twisted
But I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you this miss…”

CHORUS
People want what Grandma and Grandaddy had
But they ain’t had choices, Baby we do!
If I could stop the record, spin it back and then
Play it one mo’ gin, I think I’d choose you

VERSE 2
If you can’t comprehend the hold Nicki had on me
Obviously, bro, you ain’t know of her anatomy
Hourglass! Hoping our past ‘causes chemistry
Must be obsessed because I had to see
I learned ‘the game’ from pimps in Cadillacs
O.G. players with canes, big frames, no cataracts
Guarding my ego, like “She ain’t all that”
But screamed like a giddy school girl when she chose to call me back
And forth for weeks. Til’ Nicki finally invite me over
Thinkin’ I’ma ‘git it, git it’. She gave me the cold shoulder
She said let’s keep it open. Told me to slow my motor
Plot thickens ‘cause my Charles Dickens really wants some closure
Now I’m never sober. Can only dream to hold her
Til’ one night she pulls up to my crib in a tinted Rover
Long trench coat, Manolo’s and bare shoulders
Opens up the coat and she was more bare, even lower
Took command, put a clutch on my baby cobra
Almost exploded in my pants like a supernova
Worked my black boner all night like a slave owner
Before Nicki left I grabbed her arm and told her

CHORUS
People want what Grandma and Grandaddy had
But they ain’t had choices, Baby we do!
If I could stop the record, spin it back and then
Play it one mo’ gin, I think I’d choose you
(Choose who?) Choose you
Yeah, I’d probably choose you
(Choose who?) Choose you
Yeah, I know I’d choose you
Baby, I choose you!

VERSE 3
Ain’t never met a woman that made me that loopy
Feel like my man Mos and she Ms. Fat Booty
My homie B complains, he say I went insane
Only thang ever on my brain is (Nicki Minaj)
He say, if there’s a looney bin, I should check in
All I know is that I’m at her call if she beckons
Worst case of pussy whippin’ that you ever witnessed
Feel like I cam down with a sickness called (Nicki Minaj)
Similar to AIDS...or maybe just the mumps
I’m dyin’ cause she ain’t text or called me in months
Goin’ through withdrawal like an addict shootin’ junk
Spankin’ while I’m thankin’ bout her trunk. OH! (Nicki Minaj)
I’m over her though. It’s been like half a year
I’m good now. WIth a new girl. Just so you all are clear
Then out of nowhere. Nicki’s at me door, trench coat like before
And then she whispers in my ear...

OUTRO CHORUS [Lil Raspy]
People want what Grandma and Grandaddy had
But they ain’t had choices, Baby we do!
If I could stop the record, spin it back and then
Play it all again, I think I’d choose you
(Choose who?) Choose you
Yeah, I’d probably choose you
(Choose who?) Choose you
Yeah, I know I’d choose you